Blackpool & Lytham St Annes
Nowhere else packs such a hedonistic, escapist punch, or has such a genteel escape route”
Fashionable Blackpool has been on the unsuitable finish of some chopping one-liners through the years. “I like a Blackpool breakfast, me. Twenty ciggies and a cup of tea,” wisecracked the late Paul O’Grady, who recurrently introduced Lily Savage right here within the late Nineteen Nineties. However it could nonetheless pack a hedonistic, escapist punch like nowhere else.
As I visited on a weekend afternoon in April, the darkish inside of Ma Kellys North was already nicely populated and rocking to the sounds of the 70s. Singer Nick Jones took drinkers by way of loud renditions of the Bay Metropolis Rollers, Tom Jones, Abba and the remainder, as pints have been fortunately sunk. A dangerously convivial ambiance was growing that might have stored me there all afternoon.
I made a decision it was smart to depart earlier than Mom Superior began her set (“She’s right here to cleanse our souls,” warned Jones) and headed to the North Pier. The coastline-hugging Starr Gate tram presents the right option to view the total gaudy glory of the Golden Mile. Then, within the facet streets simply off South Pier, I sought out a hidden culinary gem. Bentley’s has a popularity for serving one of the best fish and chips on the town. Completely battered cod, crisp chips and optimum mushy peas have been one of the best I’ve eaten in years.
By then, the night was cranking up. However as Wham’s Wake Me Up Earlier than You Go-Go blasted out from the Pleasure Seashore, and the amount was turned up in karaoke bars, I bowed to the fact of middle-aged stamina. Just some miles to the south, Lytham St Annes presents a gentler vacation expertise: huge seashores, broad grassy dunes and big skies are an invite to stroll, mirror and rejoice within the peace and quiet.

Staying on the Greatest Western Glendower resort on St Annes seafront (doubles from £105 room-only), I used to be two minutes’ stroll from the charming Grade I-listed Victorian pier, full with a lovingly maintained conventional amusement arcade. Alongside, within the Peace and Happiness Backyard, a bouquet of recent flowers lay on the ft of a statue of former St Annes resident Les Dawson.
Additional alongside the shore, an beautiful row of pastel-coloured seashore huts seemed out to sea, and a lone boy flew a inexperienced and purple kite. As I ventured over the dunes and throughout the mud-flats as darkness fell, it was potential to see the lights of Blackpool Tower twinkling on the horizon.
The next morning, after an “eggs Lancashire” breakfast (eggs benedict plus black pudding) on the Pavilion cafe in Ashton Gardens, I took a brief bus experience to Lytham Corridor. One of many most interesting Georgian buildings in England, surrounded by wooded parkland, this magnificent nation home is now managed by the Heritage Belief for the North-West. A stroll alongside East Seashore then took in some splendid seafront homes and Lytham’s well-known windmill, now open to the general public and housing a museum. Spoilt for lunchtime alternative in the primary sq., I selected Mediterranean fare on the Olive Tree Brasserie, earlier than heading to the Heritage Centre reverse, which levels exhibitions by native artists.
A go to to Lytham’s famend actual ale pub, the Faucets, appeared unavoidable. Sipping a superb pint of darkish delicate and totally relaxed, I virtually felt prepared for one more singing session at Ma Kellys.
Julian Coman
Aberystwyth & the Dovey estuary
Promenade, ice-cream, paddling, a pier … this advantageous resort has all of it in spades (and buckets)”

The Voyager 1 area probe that left the photo voltaic system in 2012 carried with it a recording of a human heartbeat, together with numerous different cultural artefacts. It’s a disgrace Nasa didn’t pack a stick of Aberystwyth rock. No different artefact so completely captures the spirit of considered one of humankind’s finer achievements. The seaside vacation.
Aberystwyth is without doubt one of the final bastions of this fast-disappearing deal with. Promenade, ice-cream, paddling … it has it in spades (and buckets). Admittedly, to benefit from the expertise you want to enter into the spirit of the place. It’s not speculated to be stylish or refined. The pleasure consists of partaking in an old style ritual with out questioning too deeply concerning the level.
Disgruntled reviewers on Tripadvisor fail to know this. They experience the funicular railway and moan that it’s sluggish. What do they anticipate? That is 100-year-old engineering. The 2 vehicles, one up and one down, have been powered by a water stability system earlier than they have been electrified in 1921. Once you get to the highest, having travelled there at 4mph, you end up squinting into the brilliant sea on the Wales Coastal Path, which presents 870 miles of chic clifftop strolling.
One other important a part of the ritual is a go to to Aberystwyth’s Royal Pier. As with many issues within the city, it has seen higher days. In Victorian instances it had its personal orchestra. However the finish of the construction blew away in a storm.

The pier is the place for a drink, with chic views, in its newly refurbished bar. As for eating, Aberystwyth has develop into surprisingly stylish. On Pier Road, Ultracomida is a Spanish/Catalan delicatessen that serves glorious lunches. Additional up the road, subsequent to the city clock, is SY23 a Michelin-starred restaurant. It comes extremely beneficial and reserving is important.
There’s no scarcity of accommodations. The Glengower (doubles from £120 B&B) on the seafront is standard and nicely run. Barely extra upmarket is Nanteos Mansion (from £120 room-only), a restored stately house a couple of miles south-east of city.
However considered one of Aberystwyth’s different charms is its proximity to one of the crucial lovely spots in Wales, the Dovey estuary, 10 miles to the north. The sliding and glittering waters are lovely in any climate, and might be considered from the large sand dunes within the village of Ynyslas or, for a contact extra metropolitan panache, the small city of Aberdovey on the river’s northern financial institution.
About 12 miles inland alongside the Dovey estuary, holidaymakers might be lulled to sleep by the sound of the water wheel at Felin Crewi cottages (from £75 for 4) simply past Machynlleth. This Fifteenth-century former watermill has been restored and transformed into three self-catering properties (and one caravan). The setting is fantastic – a picture-postcard picture of genteel tranquillity. Want you have been right here.
Malcolm Pryce, creator of the Aberystwyth novels
Morecambe & Silverdale
A swirling bird-filled estuary, plus woods, orchards, butterflies and orchids a couple of miles north”

Morecambe Bay is magical. The place the remainder of Lancashire’s Gold Coast (my nickname, however there’s sand all the way in which from Liverpool to the Lake District) appears to be like out on the Irish Sea and a flat horizon, those that go for probably the most northerly stretches of shore get a backdrop of the Cumbrian fells and a swirling, bird-filled, ever-changing estuary that didn’t want Turner to look Turneresque.
That’s why a go to to the seaside city of Morecambe (often known as Bradford-on-Sea in its tourism heyday) hyperlinks nicely with a keep in Silverdale, 10 miles to the north. The realm has lengthy been standard with households preferring static caravan parks to B&Bs, however the village of Silverdale is quaint however unpretentious, has facilities and feels extra agri-rural than bucket-and-spade. The village lies inside the Arnside and Silverdale space of excellent pure magnificence (AONB), which is a collage of all of the kinds of panorama you see at this latitude, together with limestone pavements, historic woodlands, pretty orchards, mosses and meadows.

The flora right here is particular and poetic-sounding – girl’s-slipper orchid, purple ramping-fumitory and, discovered solely right here, the Lancaster whitebeam. Thirty-four species of butterfly have been recorded within the space and the under-threat hazel dormouse was reintroduced two years in the past. The AONB additionally has a meals producers’ circuit and areas for metallic detecting.
Silverdale is a spit away from the RSPB’s Leighton Moss reserve, the biggest reedbed in north-west England. Bitterns are the big-tick fowl to identify, however there are marsh harriers and a breeding avocet colony, in addition to otters and deer.
The Cumbrian Coastal Method begins right here – it’s 182 miles to its ending level south of Gretna – and the 66-mile Lancashire Coastal Method goes in the wrong way to Freckleton on the Fylde coast. It’s a 10-mile coastal stroll to downtown Morecambe by way of Bolton-le-Sands and Hest Financial institution (with loads of pubs en route) or an hour by bike, and it’s quarter-hour by rail to Lancaster, the place there are trains and common buses into Morecambe.
In contrast with Blackpool, Morecambe is genteel, and its entrance is extra about wind and waves than rides and rock. However a day on the market from Silverdale, by automobile or public transport, makes for a far richer, extra assorted vacation, including in arcade enjoyable, afternoon tea on the Midland resort and the possibility of a selfie with the seafront statue of Eric Morecambe, together with the birdlife that he liked to watch when he wasn’t making Britain giggle.
For an informative stroll round Morecambe, the Heritage Path takes within the Winter Gardens, Lakeland Panorama public art work, Baxter’s Potted Shrimps and diverse wastegrounds – considered one of which is able to ultimately be house to Eden Challenge Morecambe. On account of open in 2024, it’ll function giant shell-shaped pavilions overlooking Morecambe Bay. Botanical collections and artwork exhibits will deal with sustainability, the pure surroundings, photo voltaic and lunar rhythms, well being and wellbeing – with numerous immersive, interactive theatrical and training shows.
Again within the village, the Silverdale resort has household rooms sleeping 4 from £120 B&B.
Chris Moss
Largs & Nice Cumbrae
After a fish supper in Largs, canny people take a ferry to this pedestrian paradise island”

The jagged define of the Arran mountains pokes out from behind Nice Cumbrae when considered from Largs’s Victorian promenade, the place we sit and eat an beautiful haddock supper from the multi-award profitable Fish Works, whereas being mildly harassed by seagulls.
Toddlers toddle together with ice-cream cones, staring up in awe on the five-metre metal statue of Magnus the Viking on the sting of the promenade, which stretches previous the blaring chart music of the funfair and curves across the shingle seashore.
The purple sandstone of St Columba’s parish church dominated the excessive road when it was inbuilt 1892 and nonetheless does. Most guests to the “Costa del Clyde” come from Glasgow, combining the nostalgia of the seaside resort with a stroll across the glens and chateau of Kelburn Property. These within the know then go to Nice Cumbrae – Scotland’s most accessible island.
Nice Cumbrae is reached by a 10-minute ferry experience from Largs. The island is a tiny, pedestrian paradise with far-reaching views over the Firth of Clyde. One 10-mile street circles the shoreline: it may be cycled in a few hours or walked in a pair extra. It’s finest to depart the automobile in Largs.

The island’s solely city, Millport, was established within the 1700s to deal with customs officers despatched to crack down on smuggling. It’s fronted by an previous stone harbour and a seashore dotted with waders – oystercatchers, redshanks, curlews. Horse riders gallop up and down the sand, and households pose with Crocodile Rock, a painted stone beast (and Cumbrae’s signature landmark).
The excessive road is lined with artisan companies, equivalent to Isle of Cumbrae Distillers, considered one of Scotland’s solely female-owned distilleries, which runs gin tastings. “It’s a tight-knit neighborhood,” says co-founder Juli Dempsey. “We need to assist lengthen the vacationer season past summer season.” A few doorways down at Mapes of Millport, Scott Ferris rents out bicycles. “The previous joke was that come the tip of October, you might roll up the pavements,” he laughs. “However loads of second properties offered not too long ago turned high-end rental lodging. That’s had a big effect on tourism.”
Jacks Alt Stays, began by two younger cousins, is main the cost. Its 4 bespoke cabins (from £129 an evening for 2) are stylishly fitted and as Instagrammable because it will get.
The west of Cumbrae has gorgeous views of Goatfell, which spikes out of the ocean to 874 metres on the Isle of Arran, and of its dramatic, serrated ridgeline. These views are interrupted solely by the low-lying Isle of Bute. To the north, are the snow-capped peaks above Loch Lomond.
“Come rain, hail, sleet or snow, it’s only a pretty place to be,” says Ferris.