“Chapeau to Charlie Robinson, who clearly didn’t get the memo that claims followers both finish of the A52 can solely want one another ailing,” says Joshua Robinson. “As Invoice Bryson says, being English means having an irrational hatred of individuals from a city similar to your individual 20 miles away. I now formally need Derby to get again to the Championship by means of the play offs.”

45 min: Everton 0-1 Newcastle Keane will get away from his marker forward of the close to submit however can’t steer a low nook on track. It was a reasonably powerful probability. Trippier is again on however he can’t run. I suppose he would possibly as properly wait and see what the physio’s creamy, therapeutic fingers can do at half-time.

45 min: Southampton 0-0 Bournemouth There’s an attraction for a penalty when Ainsley Maitland-Niles by chance heads the ball in opposition to his hand within the Southampton space. No penalty as a result of he touched it onto his personal hand.

44 min: Everton 0-1 Newcastle Kieran Trippier is limping closely. He’s a troublesome outdated twist however he’s struggling right here. In the meantime, right here’s the opening purpose from Callum Wilson.

41 min: Everton 0-1 Newcastle Onana is booked for one thing or different*. Look, I used to be checking on Travis’s charity attraction, okay! (Thanks so a lot to all of you who’ve donated.)

GOAL! Tottenham 0-1 Man Utd (Sancho 7)

38 min: Everton 0-1 Newcastle These are harmful instances for Everton, with Newcastle urgent for a second.

36 min: Southampton 0-0 Bournemouth A tearful Romain Perraud limps off to get replaced by Ainsley Maitland-Niles. I’m unsure what occurred as a result of I used to be watching replays of Callum Wilson boggling up that probability for Newcastle – he doesn’t appear to be in critical ache, however he’s clearly distresssed so perhaps he has pulled one thing and fears his season is over.

Everton 0-1 Newcastle

Everton 0-1 Newcastle

Match report: Barcelona 1-1 Chelsea (agg: 2-1)

Kick off: Tottenham v Man Utd

Everton 0-1 Newcastle “I haven’t been in a position to catch an Everton match since Calvert-Lewin bought wholesome,” says Justin Madson. “It’s spectacular how a lot he brings a brand new dynamic to the group. When the midfield will get maintain of the ball, they really have an outlet up entrance versus sideways or backwards, and he has completed very properly to get that additional contact that permits them to maintain possession. Spectacular ahead play from him to date.”

GOAL! Everton 0-1 Newcastle (Wilson 28)

26 min: Southampton 0-0 Bournemouth Dominic Solanke lends the ball to Ryan Christie within the space, then takes it off him and drives simply over the bar along with his left foot. He’s wanting actually harmful.

25 min: Everton 0-0 Newcastle Everton’s urgency is inflicting Newcastle a couple of issues. After one other little scramble, Calvert-Lewin’s shot spins behind.

21 min: Everton 0-0 Newcastle A fierce, wobbling shot from McNeil is just too straight and comfortably saved by Pope.

21 min: Southampton 0-0 Bournemouth “It’s a rattling good recreation,” says the commentator Paul Dempsey on Sky, and the climate is actually contributing. The rain is biblical.

20 min: Everton 0-0 Newcastle Whereas I used to be squinting at that Solanke offside, Calvert-Lewin nearly had an opportunity when he chopped contained in the final man Schar within the space. Schar did properly to get himself between Calvert-Lewin and the ball.

No purpose! Southampton 0-0 Bournemouth I’d wish to see that once more. The suggestion is that Solanke’s head and shoulders had been offside.

Solanke was put by means of on purpose, with McCarthy making a high-quality save to disclaim him. The ball rebounded to Vina, who completed emphatically from the sting of the world.

Disallowed purpose! Southampton 0-0 Bournemouth Matias Vina finishes fantastically from the sting of the rea, but it surely’s dominated out for an offside in opposition to Solanke. Dangle on, I believe it will overturned by VAR…

“The title is in Manchester Metropolis’s fingers proper now, so the relegation battle is the place the true curiosity lies,” writes Charlie Robinson. “Despite the fact that I’m a Derby County supporter, I used to be delighted to see Forest win final evening, and I’ll let you know why. Sure, it’s partly as a result of my dad and certainly one of my finest buddies are Forest followers, but additionally as a result of the Premier League wants extra provincial (and Midlands) golf equipment like Forest and Leicester in it.

13 min: Southampton 0-0 Bournemouth After a little bit of a scramble within the Bournemouth space, Adam Armstrong slaps a shot from a good angle that hits the skin of the submit and goes behind. Neto may need bought a contact along with his legs, I’m unsure.

12 min: Everton 0-0 Newcastle Gueye gained the free-kick; Gueye wastes the free-kick by curling it a couple of yards over the bar.

11 min: Everton 0-0 Newcastle Idrissa Gueye is fouled proper on the sting of the D by Sean Longstaff. I forgot to say: as a result of it’s not Saturday 3pm, I can truly watch the video games tonight!

9 min: Southampton 0-0 Bournemouth Marcus Tavernier has a close-range shot blocked after Bournemouth break. The situations – it’s John Cusack climate – are making issues attention-grabbing.

6 min: Southampton 0-0 Bournemouth Alex McCarthy, beginning his first league recreation of the season tonight, slips on the moist pitch whereas controlling a backpass and is sort of robbed by Dominic Solanke. ‘Virtually’ being the operative phrase: he bought away with it.

5 min: Everton 0-0 Newcastle Nothing a lot to report, although Everton have began with intent. Iwobi’s cross simply evades the flying Calvert-Lewin, who’s slyly eased away from the ball by Trippier. Sensible defending.

“Good morning Rob…” writes our resident Australian Newcastle fan, Chris Paraskevas. “4.45am kick-offs supply the possibility to essentially ‘seize the day’ as my outdated English instructor used to repeat continuously (having by no means been subjected to certainly one of our non-performances at Goodison through the years). Often a tough journey for us. Goodison nonetheless an old-fashioned floor. Looks like solely yesterday that Tim Cahill was taking part in for them… and Florian Lejeune was equalising for us.”

3 min: Southampton 0-0 Bournemouth Neto makes an honest early save to his left from Theo Walcott, although I believe Walcott was barely offside. After final evening, who is aware of.

Peep peep! Two important Premier League video games are underneath means.

Everton v Newcastle A observe on the Newcastle group: Dan Burn has been unwell, which is why he’s solely on the bench.

Right here come the gamers. The noise at Goodison is spectacular, as is the rain at St Mary’s.

Charity attraction

Full time: Barcelona 1-1 Chelsea (agg: 2-1)

“I may need emailed this for a earlier Everton recreation,” says Matt Burtz, “however right here goes once more: this recreation isn’t should– win, but it surely’s about as shut because it will get. Contemplating they solely have two video games at Goodison after tonight, and one is in opposition to the Loss of life Star that’s Manchester Metropolis, a loss right here could be, let’s say, lower than splendid.”

WCL: Barcelona 1-1 Chelsea (agg: 2-1)

Goodison Park in April

Everton v Newcastle

GOAL! Barcelona 1-1 Chelsea (agg: 2-1: Reiten 67)

Southampton v Bournemouth

GOAL! Barcelona 1-0 Chelsea (agg: 2-0; Hansen 63)

What’s at stake tonight

Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United

Southampton v Bournemouth group information

Everton v Newcastle group information

The Premier League desk

WCL: Barcelona 0-0 Chelsea (agg: 1-0)

Preamble